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Oct. 7th, 2009

Smiley Me

My Last International Escort?

Taxi awaits. I finish ironing my shirt. I double check everything. I get through the door. I grab my cab vouchers and itinerary from the car. I straighten my shirt in the car window. I turn to walk down the drive towards the taxi.

My mobile rings and a Scots accent fills my ears, "Andrew! The escort's cancelled! As of right now!"

I walk back inside. Put my bags down. Grab a beer.

So much for Sri Lanka.

Sep. 27th, 2009

Smiley Me

I asked and the Universe answered

Just 2 and 1/2 weeks to go and I'm finally free.

10 years of working in Immigration Detention will be behind me and a bright, lovely future, where I am responsible only to myself and those who depend on me, where I can shape nearly every aspect of my future by the decisions I make, where I am beholden to no twit promoted through either cronyism or incompetance.

With the help of my Dad, I've nearly finished repairing the gardens at my place in Warnbro and by the end of next week it will be up for sale.

Once it is sold, I will complete my purchase of Western Leathercraft. From there, I will expand the floorspace to sell Historic Armouries medieval arms and armour.

And if I'm lucky, I will have soon found a place to host my Historical Swordplay School.

Aug. 7th, 2009

Smiley Me

Freedom... so long an unremembered dream....

Only 10 weeks to go and I'm finished with Detention Services.

G4S has lost the contract for 90% of the gig and I'm not applying to get my job back. Just going to take my redundancy package and kick back.

I think I might have to sell a house and create a pension for myself. That, and become a professional Western Martial Arts teacher!

Now... which system to teach, that's the question. Fiore looks mighty tempting.

May. 4th, 2009

Smiley Me

Off into the Wild Blue Yonder

I'm off to London today. Sometimes my work is just so cool.

Remains to be seen if I can get an extention. If I can, I should be back early next week. If not, I'm coming home on Friday.

Cheers

- Andre

May. 2nd, 2009

Smiley Me

Feeling worn out but kinda cool

Ran a shield making workshop today at Bastion.

We had one or two people from the new Murdoch College and four from St Basils. We got four shields completed and two more that ran out of time to do their canvas covering will now be completed at home at their owner's leisure.

I also moved my four Hospitaller shields a little close to finishing - having put some supporting struts on them to make them less like wobble boards and more like war shields!

- Andre
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Apr. 24th, 2009

Smiley Me

The Dragon's Roar

Whilst trying to come up with a way to promote the "Holy War" between the local Templar and Hospitaller priories in the Western Australian SCA, I decided to do a tongue in cheek online newspaper:

http://sca.org.au/abertridwr/Roar01.html

Now that its done, I'm starting to think its got some real potential as a zine to promote armoured combat in WA!

The next issue in May will show an escalation in the conflict between our groups - leading to the War Scenarios at the Pencampwr Camping Weekend. I estimate we'll have around 20 to 30 combatants on the field - probably the largest War ever staged in WA. We may even get that number at the Autumn Gathering this weekend.

Looks like War fighting is about to hit critical mass in Western Australia!

- Andre

Apr. 5th, 2009

Chain Coif

On the Road Again

There's something to be said for prior preparation.

Despite having all the time in the world, I managed to leave my armouring to the last week before setting off for Rowany Festival. And thus I got some things done but not all that I'd liked to have gotten done.

I simply don't armour well alone. I like to have company. And *that* was the factor missing from getting ready earlier.

Ah well, that's life, I guess. At least I have a working kit - even if its a bit rusty in places.
And what's more, I have the makings of a new kit that's only a few hours away from finishing when I get back.

In an hour or two, I'll be setting off on a road trip to Sydney with Kane & Rhianwen. Should be some good times ahead, I think. :)

- Andre

Feb. 19th, 2009

Horse Head

A New SCA College begins at Murdoch University

This is a letter I just sent out to all the interested peoples (over 50 in all) who put their names down at the O-Day demo at Murdoch University last Friday:

Hi there folks!

This is the last email you'll get about the Murdoch SCA (Medieval Club). From now on, all further messages will come through our Yahoo Newsgroup, so please subscribe if you're interested: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MurdochSCA/

We're having our Annual General Meeting at 4.30pm, Bush Court, on Thursday 26th February!!!

At the meeting we'll be taking care of some paperwork to get the club set up and then going over to the Tavern for drinks afterwards.

Our AGM's agenda includes:

*Vote for Club Officers (nominate now!)

*Vote to affiliate with the Guild of Students

*Vote to ratify the Constitution (please read it, its here:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MurdochSCA/files/Getting%20a%20College%20Started/ )

*Vote on what day to hold weekly meetings (at this rate the poll suggests its either going to be Tues or Thurs!). The poll is here:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MurdochSCA/surveys?id=2826177

Regards

- Sir Andre
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Feb. 12th, 2009

In Helm

Attaching an Aventail

For all those who've always wondered how its done. I've made a brief tutorial of the method I chose:

http://flickr.com/photos/grailchaser/sets/72157613697725646/

Jan. 3rd, 2009

Smiley Me

Islamist?

Islamist?

What the hell is this term and what twit invented it?

I'm hearing it used all the time now in the media - in exactly the place where until recently one used to use the term "Islamic".

No longer do people talk of Islamic movements, they talk about Islamists - like it was some kind of catchall tag.

Although it sounds like a natural progression in the same way that we get "Zion/Zionism/Zionists", it just doesn't fit - because what we had before was just "Islam/Islamic" but not "Islamism" or "Islamist". By the same twisted linguistic logic, we'll soon have Christianism or Christianist instead of just "Christian"!

Dec. 22nd, 2008

Chain Coif

Combat of the Thirty

For the last week or so, my fellow conspirator Miles de Colwell and I have been busy putting together an event that's been sorely missed at Rowany Festival.

The Combat of the Thirty.

You can find out all you need to know about it right here at:

http://sca.org.au/abertridwr/t30.html

Historic Armouries will be placing an order for new armour in time for Rowany Festival in the next few weeks (fingers crossed). So if you are interested in getting some of our 14th Century Armour (including Pigface Bascinets and Churburg Legs), place an order with us now and you'll get it in time. http://www.historicarmouries.com.au/

Regards

- Andre

Sep. 25th, 2008

Flag & Andre

You want how much?

Bush wants $800 billion from Congress to bail out a bunch of mismanaged banks.

Yes, it seems like a lot but lets get some perspective. I mean... that's only 400 stealth bombers. :)

Seriously though, shouldn't there be some kind of accountability? Shouldn't a stack of Excecs get fired by their shareholders? Shouldn't a huge bailout give the US government a controlling share in these companies?

Oh no. Wait. That's Communism, isn't it?

Dang.

Given Bush's track record for lining the pockets of his friends, I'd love to see where all that money goes before those big banks go bust *anyway*!

Sep. 13th, 2008

Forge

The Guard's Story

This show will be on ABC next Monday. I've not seen it but from the picture they paint below, it gives a fairly realistic view of what it was like working in Detention from 2000 - 2005. I worked at Woomera, Baxter, Curtin, Christmas Island and Perth Immigration Centres during this time and it would be no exaggeration to say that at times it could be hell. I was there for Woomera's first riot in 2000 and it certainly wasn't the last I experienced. I've seen a number of slash ups and I was even scapegoated for one escape (I got my job back when they couldn't make it stick).

I'm fairly certain that my anxiety derives from those experiences. Only camaraderie and the ability to go home after a six week stint away from Perth kept me sane. Its obvious that many of the guards who worked full time at Woomera and Baxter didn't stay particularly sane at all.

I remember seeing one particularly bloody slash up at Woomera right on shift change. I didn't leave work for another 2 hours of dealing with the detainee involved and writing reports. When I asked the resident psychologist if I could have some counseling, he said "Its 8 o'clock, I'm going home now." He didn't even invite me to see him the next day. I think in all the major incidents I witnessed/was part of, I only had debriefs about 10% of the time.

But you know what's interesting - as bad as it got with the asylum seekers - the most stressful people I've ever had to work with in Immigration Detention fall into two categories:

1) Upper Management, and
2) Ex-criminals awaiting deportation


The Guards' Story
http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/content/2008/s2362098.htm

Reporter: Quentin McDermott

Broadcast: 15/09/2008

They stand pristine and empty, cocooned in a silence broken intermittently by the roar of low-flying fighter jets. Woomera and Baxter detention centres, pitched in desert to confine thousands of people from across the seas, have outlived their idea. They exist as harsh monuments to history – with powerful stories to tell.

Many of those stories – tragic accounts of severely damaged asylum-seekers – were widely reported in the media, Four Corners included, despite authorities' strenuous efforts to keep the window shut on Woomera and Baxter.

Not so in the case of the men and women who ran the centres, whose job was to keep order in tense, often overcrowded conditions among traumatised people from alien cultures.

Now Four Corners hears the stories of the guards. Typically they got a few weeks' training before being sent in to quell riots and fights or deal with detainees slashing or hanging themselves.

"We were just treated like cannon fodder," says one angry veteran. Another recalls facing a mass escape three days into his job. Four Corners reveals that many of these former guards are now suffering mental illnesses including depression, anxiety and post-traumatic stress disorder. Some may never work again.

"My marriage broke up and I tried to commit suicide twice. I tried to hang myself and I took a cocktail of drugs," says Les.

"It was a very toxic environment," says a doctor who tended guards and detainees.

Some could never be adequately trained. One rookie, a troubled 20-year-old mother of three who had just fled a violent relationship, tells Four Corners she was attacked twice by detainees before she self-harmed and was sent to psychiatric hospital.

Others are haunted by the memory of detainees' suicide attempts. Rod breaks down as he points out the places he found people, including a 12-year old boy. "How can you get into his mind to tell him not to do this sort of thing?" he asks helplessly.

While detainees – known to detention centre staff as "UNCs" or Unlawful Non-Citizens - were dehumanised, guards were brutalised. Mild-mannered Rod nearly stabbed one troublemaker. "That night was the breaking point for me," he says.

For some guards, mild resentment turned to angry racism against Muslims or Arabs - even from afar. "I yell and scream and swear (seeing them) on TV," says Sean. "I hated them and I wanted to run them over," recalls Carol. "I wanted to strangle them. I thought, 'This is me, a compassionate person turning into an absolute animal'."

Now the hard edges of the mandatory detention policy are being softened, its history shaped mainly by the harrowing stories of the asylum-seekers. But in their own way, the detention centre guards – spearheads of that controversial policy, frequently ill-fitted to the task and tormented by a past they cannot escape – are forgotten casualties. "The Guards' Story" – reported by Quentin McDermott on Four Corners, ABC1 at 8.30 pm Monday 15 September and on ABC2 at 8am Tuesday 16 September.

(Note: Four Corners’ usual ABC1 Tuesday 11.35 pm repeat slot will make way for coverage of the Paralympics.)

Aug. 28th, 2008

Smiley Me

Children & Plastic Surgery

I just read this article on Children going under the Knife for plastic surgery:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080828/tuk-children-going-under-the-knife-45dbed5.html

My feelings are quite the contrary to what most "anti-bullying" groups espouse. I think, particularly if they're actually disfigured in some way, that they should go and get it done. Get rid of those big ears, big honkers and facial blemishes. But anything more vain than that should have the breaks put on.

Aug. 21st, 2008

Smiley Me

(no subject)

Look up your birthday in Wikipedia. Pick 4 events, 3 births, 2 deaths, and 1 holiday.

Events
1110 - First Crusade: The Crusaders conquer Sidon.
1259 - Kings Louis IX of France and Henry III of England agree to the Treaty of Paris, in which Henry renounces his claims to French-controlled territory on continental Europe (including Normandy) in exchange for Louis withdrawing his support for English rebels.
1872 - The crewless American ship Mary Celeste is found by the British brig Dei Gratia (the ship was abandoned for 9 days but was only slightly damaged).
1954 - The first Burger King is opened in Miami, Florida, USA

Birthdays
1840 - Crazy Horse, Oglala Sioux chief (d. 1877)
1912 - Pappy Boyington, American pilot (d. 1988) (Black Sheep Squadron)
1973 - Tyra Banks, American supermodel

Deaths
1123 - Omar Khayyám, Persian poet, astronomer, mathematician, and philosopher (b. 1048)
1214 - William I of Scotland

Holidays
Roman festivals - secret ceremonies in honor of Bona Dea

(Bona Dea (literally "the good goddess") was the goddess of fertility, healing, virginity, and women. She was the daughter of the god Faunus and was often referred to as Fauna. Bona Dea was the perpetually virginal goddess, associated with virginity and fertility in women. She was also associated with healing, with the sick being tended to in her temple garden with medicinal herbs. She was regarded with great reverence by lower-class citizens, slaves and women who went to her seeking aid in sickness or for fertility. Bona Dea was invoked for healing and for freedom from slavery; many of her worshippers were freed slaves and plebeians, and many were women seeking aid in sickness or for fertility)

Aug. 19th, 2008

Old Kaile

More Film reviews

"Wanted"
Went to watch this with a mild feeling of anticipation. I'd heard of bad reviews and just hoped that the movie was misunderstood. However, they were right. The movie is pretty ordinary - like a bad remake of the Matrix. The climax, where the unlikely hero has decided to kill all the other assassins who've effectively been duped like he has, just falls flat.

"National Lampoon's Beach Party on the Threshold of Hell"
Yeah. Well... what was I thinking?! A Post Apocalyptic Comedy? I guess that I was expecting Chevy Chase meets Mad Max. But its just a woefully amateurish movie made by some university mates. The humour relies too heavily on gore. Bad gore. The pacing is so slow I fell asleep twice. Looks like a vaguely interesting idea that was poorly executed. Avoid this like the plague.
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Aug. 10th, 2008

Smiley Me

Phew!

Wow. I hate moving.

But heck, its almost done now.

Benedick, Wod, Columb and Galen all came around to my place and graciously placed their time at my disposal yesterday. We moved two truck loads of my furniture and books and stuff over to my new place. We finished up at 4pm.

I owe them big time!

After moving I took a brief nap, went to my parents for dinner and then hit the sack at some stupid hour like 6.30pm! I then slept for about 13 hours - going through 4 or 5 dream cycles. Boy, were they some strange dreams. Strange but interesting. Given that I normally sleep 4 hours on a weekday and about 6-7 hours on a day off, last night was something of a record for me.

Today I've forgone the pleasure of Columb's Ransom Tourney to get on with the job of unpacking my boxes. As of now (2.45pm), I've unpacked my bedroom and I'm about three boxes into my book collection.

On Wednesday I shall be going back to Alex's place to tidy up and help him move some furniture so I probably won't be going to Bastion (unless I turn up late). On Thursday I'll be helping my new flatmates to clean our house and fill a skip bin with junk. Hopefully by then I shall have some of my own junk to contribute.

Sometime in the near future I anticipate having a largish garage sale.

Then I get to paint my room. Hopefully by that time I will be able to properly move into the soon-to-be-vacated "spare" room and set up my computer and worktable for all the projects I've got buzzing around in my head.

- Andre

Aug. 8th, 2008

Smiley Me

Home Gym for sale

I have a Orbit Home Fitness Centre for sale. $250.00 or nearest offer. It cost around $900.00

It has simply got to go as I'm moving house this weekend!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/grailchaser/2744487980/

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- Andre

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Jul. 31st, 2008

Smiley Me

Movie Reviews

Horton Hears a Who

- Watched this kids cartoon under sufference because I was stuck on a plane to Johannesburg. And you know what? Except for the cheezy ending, it was actually very, very enjoyable. Jim Carrey and Steve Carell both shine in their roles and this despite the fact that I found their voices almost unrecognisable. The vulture Vlad has a voice that is a dead ringer for "Achmed the Dead Terrorist". I've seen it twice now. :)

Death Defying Acts

- With Guy Pearce and Catherine Zeta Jones. Loved Guy's warm American accent. He gave a slightly scary, multi-layered performance as Harry Houdini. Timothy Spall as his manager is starting to seem typecast now - he's been playing the same character ever since he did The Last Samurai. The movie was slightly spoiled by the child actor's voice over - which tended to both give away the plot before it happened and then disappoint when the reality didn't quite measure up to her forboding narrative.

Spiderwick Chronicles

- Finally saw this the other day. Its a quite ordinary production with few moments of genuine sparkle - like the bird-eating hobgoblin. A little short on content and the whole dysfunctional family/sibling rivalry thing was waaaay too overdone. There was no fight choreography whatsoever on the swordfighting of the elder sister - a supposed fencer. She just flailed away - both in training and in fighting later one. (Though I was cheering when she cut loose with her sword on the little trolls). The main character (one of twin boys) seems almost sociopathic in his destructiveness until the plot gets underway and his aggression becomes appropriate. Reminded me of Tuck Everlasting for some reason. Perhaps its just the "house in the woods" thang.

Jul. 27th, 2008

Smiley Me

Hancock

I saw the movie "Hancock" (w Will Smith, Chalize Theron) the other day in Johannesburg. I really didn't know what to expect and I was quite pleasantly surprised. Funny in a Borat sort of way - it makes you squirm and laugh at the same time.

It looks like it is set up for a sequel. Unfortunately I get the feeling that any sequel will wind up like Highlander II - a dumb idea that can only take place if it destroys the established background of the first movie in order to get made.

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